[Optimus_Prime]

I've been charged with stealing your heart.

We've actually never had a crime up here. I have no idea what a Canadian justice system would look like. It's so far in the realm of hypothetical it's along the lines of Will Wheaton winning an Oscar.

There was that time they thought a guy stole a pair of sunglasses in Flin Flown, but it turned out he had actually bought them at a different store 4 months earlier. He had the receipt on him, so it got cleared up.

In seriousness, my uncle gave me that advice when he was a sheriff responsible for transporting convicts. He had one guy tell him he was going to do it and why. That guy got stomped by the sheriffs and guards, but he was more than happy to take it.