[Optimus_Prime]

Man, You've got it all wrong. You have to bribe and become friends with the guards. They'll protect your ***** when the big dawgs come crawling. Maybe those are the ways in county lockup...oh wait. your canadian. You guys don't even have jail. Just a slap on the wrist eh, and a promise note not to do it again.

I might laugh at you, but no one else pays any attention to me, so I wouldn't worry about it.

And actually, that wasn't the greatest advice for prison. The proper move is to wait until you're being taken to your cell and, when other prisoners can see you, tell the cop quietly that you're sorry and punch, hit, kick him. Anything as long as you land a blow. You'll get beat pretty badly, but your first month will be in the infirmary. After that, you'll be the dude who hit a guard and no one will mess with you. Remember, the guards have rules against killing you, the biggest, meanest convict does not.