[ryancholden]

Now come on, you know there are hipsters everywhere... especially in podunk towns (not saying you live in one, just that they are there). Evidently there are even 29 year old insurance broker, church president, baseball coach, HIPSTER dads in up-state 'Sconsin.
The soccer coach part has convinced me of it.

I can see it now. In the church club, faux-hawk flyin' high. A casual suit replaces the skinny jeans from earlier, still the same Chuck Taylors though... the techno club gospel blarring, your fists pumping in the air whilst clutching crucifix shaped glow sticks. Afterwards... hitting the local micro-brewery or coffee house with all the kids from the youth group.

You're killin me. I'll give you that I do rock a faux hawk and the casual suit is a staple. Oh, and I used to be Youth Director, and do teach middle school Sunday school....and happen to be FB friends with several of them.

Are you Patrick Jane?!

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Root beer. Not a drinker really. I may have 10 beers total in any given year. When I do have a couple it is usually Heineken or Miller Lite.

1919...now that is some awesome Root Beer!