Melt the gold, purchase a nearby pond, place said gold in pond, have someone find that gold, and charge $20 per person to come try to find more of that shiny stuff. Next thing you know, you will have so much money you won't have to worry about that petty $200 you wasted. I guarantee this will work.
Also collecting the top prospects for the Sox.
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. — Satchel Paige
Special thanks to jbel for the sweet sig!