[rjcj2017]

Coming soon to the History Channel - Cardboard Wars.  Watch wannabe paramilitaries follow retail vans around hunting for megas and blasters.  See the riveting action of those a minute too late to the party have to refund all the presales on ebay when the product comes up dry.  Marvel at the razor thin margins the DBN Bros earn after gas, tax, ebay, and paypal all eat into their margins.

LOL ... "not realizing, in the process, they could have been filling out job applications that would have eventually resulted in their automatic removal of Doosh Bag status."