[ricebondsmntna2young]

I don't have too much in the way of Avs but here are my two best:

Oh yes, I withheld my best LA Kings patch in the hopes that our host, Mr ricebondsmntna2welker could win the first round, but alas, he did not. I would have felt bad for him, until his very I'm-gonna-eat-these-words comment about how boring Habs jerseys were!! Spud

Um, chef, I think this humble pie needs more crow. : )

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This is one of the teams that I really cannot compete with, but I'll still throw one out there. Simple, but effective:

Even your modest cards are pretty nasty man...I wonder what your wheelhouse is gonna look like.

Again, not an Avs patch, but an Avs player:

and a player in the Avs organization:

Really into these - it's why I think it's a good idea to allow the Heroes & Prospects stuff in until I hear a strenuous objection.