[sensei322]

Someone on Blowout cards posted this link and I thought it was HILARIOUS:

http://happygilmore.lockerdome.com/media/99314240

However, I didn't like the low-res graphics so I decided to re-make the card myself.

After creating the template, I figured it would be funny to make a SET of these for different players...So let's try to come up with some funny pokemon cards!!! I will pick out a winner and send them a very awesome prize of cards from my collection. Here is my re-creation of the original design.



All you need to do is post the following...

Real Name of Player
Pokemon Nickname
Weakness
Strength

You are welcome to submit more than one entry...funniest or most clever entry wins. The more entries we have (total) the better the grand prize will be.

[onemanstanding]

Titus Young
Fists of Fury
Throws a punch
[When your pokemon gets frustrated they punch the closest person [Teammate or not]
Catches football
[When thrown to pokemon effectiveness doubles production]

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Mikel LeShoure
Smokie McSmoke Toke
A bag of Weed
[When your pokemon smells or sees marijuana they lose control and devour or smoke it all]
Replacement
[Has the ability to replace players at any moment unless he is hurt]

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Dan Orlovsky
Dazed R Confused
Runner
[Pokemon is easily scared and will run out of bounds]
None
[This pokemon does not have any strengths]


God this is fun

[jkiddlridnour]

Vince Young
-Gloom and Doom

Weakness: mean words/depression

Strength: trash talk

[sensei322]

DANG yall work FAST!!! Those are some great ones! ROFLOL

[chasescardcave]

Michael Vick:
Nickog Killer
Weakness: Community service hours
Strength: playing like a running back

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Aaron Rodgers:
Knick: A-Rod
Weakness: absolutely nothing
Strength: discount double checking in commercials

[jkiddlridnour]

Jonathan Vilma
-The Black Saint

Weakness:
-Roger Goodell
Strength:
-Will do anything for money

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Will Smith
-Hollywood

Weakness:
-Is not Will Smith
Strength:
-Flattens QBs

[chads-cards]

Have to:

Keary Colbert

"Shoulda-Coulda"

Strength
-Will work for free

Weakness
-Takes up a spot on your roster

[jkiddlridnour]

Kevin Kolb
-Fragile Franchise

Weakness:
- Breaks easily.
Strength:
- Can be traded for talent way out of his league.

[onemanstanding]

Tom Brady
Goldie Locks
Ochostinko
[Never mind he was traded]
Everything
[Come on its Tom "Freaking" Brady]

Chad Johnson
ERR DUR DUH
Reading
[Pokemon has a learning disability]
Publicity
[Pokemon attracts all into their world]

Terrell Owens
Baby Momma Drama
Women
[Issues with wearing protection]
Lawsuits
[Pokemon can turn anything into a lawsuit.

[xXWhoDaTXx]

Real Name: Randy Moss
PokeMon Nickname: Handsasaur
Weakness: None, you think Randy Moss would have a weakness?
Strength: Moss'ed! Leaps over attacking pokemon's attack and catches the football over his head! Restores full HP.
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Real Name: Drew Brees
PokeMon Nickname: SuperBowlous
Weakness: Lions Defense; Flip a coin, if heads, SuperBowlous is sacked and loses half his HP!
Strength: Rocket Arm; have your opponent pick a number 1-10; if the number is 6 or higher SuperBowlous completes a pass for 75% of the defending pokemon's damage. If the number is 4 or lower, Superbowlous loses 25% HP. If the number is 5, both moves go into affect.

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Real Name: Ndamukong Suh (sorry if I butchered his first name!)
PokeMon Nickname: Suhasaurus
Weakness: Left Guards; Suhasaurus cannot harm any left guards
Stengths: Cup Kick; Deals 90% of the defending pokemon's HP away with a dirty kick to the groin.

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Real Name: Cam Newton
PokeMon Nickname: Runnerus
Weakness: Passing; when pressured with an attack dealing over 75% of his damage, Pokemon struggles throwing the ball
Strength: Running; Play tic tac toe with your opponent. If you are O's and win, running speed and HP increase by 80. If you are X's and win, RS and HP increased by 40. If you lose as either one you get RS and HP increase by 25.

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This is so fun! Will definitely do more later.