Some others from the original thread:
"I enjoy family time, hockey... and oh yeah, feeding the Rhinos!"
"Lanny says: Drink beer and play hockey kids, it's yood for gou!"
"How manly do I look?"
"Argghhh, nuttin beats the taste of galvanized rubber in da mornin'!!"
"The voices in my head told me this was a good idea!"
"Don't make me take my shirt off!"
"I'm too hockey for these jeans, too hockey for this chair, just look at my haaaiiirrr"
"The only player who wished the crowd was chanting 'BOOOOOOOOO'!"
"New Kids on the Rink"
"That's the last time I listen to Scott's directions!!!"
"Who better to represent the Pens?!?"
"The Cocker Spaniel of hockey!"
"Slow down Gilbert..."