If you could have one nice long conversation, say a lunch meeting, with the owner of your favorite / local team, what would you want to say to them?
I think mine might go something like this :
To Ralph Wilson, owner of the Buffalo Bills :
"Ralph, I'll always respect you for taking a chance on Buffalo. The fans love the team, and it was become the very fabric from which native Buffalonians have sewn their identities. (let me just say at some point I'd probably ask him to autograph something for me)
But, I've seen the same movie you did. It was called "Major League". You remember it. The one about the owner who trades or just plain gives / chases away anybody and everybody who is good on the team. The one where the owner does everything in her power to destroy the fanbase of the team, so they can move it somewhere else.
Remember the sequel, where the "Hot New Phenom"got a swelled head, a BIG payday, and suddenly forgot how to play?( Fitzy, I'm lookin' at you) Or how players that were let go by the team came back to constantly bite them in the backside (Beast Mode anybody?)
One more thing sir. Your team plays in a 40 year old open top stadium, in an area where the snow and wind bury lesser creatures, not to be found until the spring thaw. The temperature in Buffalo, in the deadest of winter, can get WELL below freezing , at the WARMEST part of the day!
Let's look at your most recent Quarterbacks:
Ryan Fitzpatrick - Born -Gilbert, ARIZONA
Trent Edwards - Born - Los Gatos, CALIFORNIA
Johnathan Paul Losman - Born Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Rob Johnson - Born - Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
Even your lowly back-up guys:
Brian Brohm - Born -Louisville, KENTUCKY
Kelly Holcomb - Born - Fayetteville, TENNESSEE
Now lets compare that to the last 2 QBs that actually took your team to the Playoffs....Let's see..
1998 and 1999 - Wild Card appearances
Doug Flutie (with Johnson as back-up) - Born - Manchester MARYLAND (Lived in Boston, Mass,- Pronounced BAAS-tin,MAAAS - since the age of 14)
1988,1989,1990,1991,1992,1993, 1995,and 1996
Jim Kelly - Born - Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Even look at the "next man up" during those Kelly years:
1995 and 1996
Todd Collins - Born - Walpole, Massachusetts
1985-1994
Frank Reich - Born - Freeport, New York
Please, for my sake, draft your next Qb from somewhere that he might be used to Buffalo winters....like Pluto, or at least Neptune..I'll settle for Nunavut
Thank You, and you're the man....."
Okay, I'm tired, and this got alittle crazy and picky, but it's about right.
I think mine might go something like this :
To Ralph Wilson, owner of the Buffalo Bills :
"Ralph, I'll always respect you for taking a chance on Buffalo. The fans love the team, and it was become the very fabric from which native Buffalonians have sewn their identities. (let me just say at some point I'd probably ask him to autograph something for me)
But, I've seen the same movie you did. It was called "Major League". You remember it. The one about the owner who trades or just plain gives / chases away anybody and everybody who is good on the team. The one where the owner does everything in her power to destroy the fanbase of the team, so they can move it somewhere else.
Remember the sequel, where the "Hot New Phenom"got a swelled head, a BIG payday, and suddenly forgot how to play?( Fitzy, I'm lookin' at you) Or how players that were let go by the team came back to constantly bite them in the backside (Beast Mode anybody?)
One more thing sir. Your team plays in a 40 year old open top stadium, in an area where the snow and wind bury lesser creatures, not to be found until the spring thaw. The temperature in Buffalo, in the deadest of winter, can get WELL below freezing , at the WARMEST part of the day!
Let's look at your most recent Quarterbacks:
Ryan Fitzpatrick - Born -Gilbert, ARIZONA
Trent Edwards - Born - Los Gatos, CALIFORNIA
Johnathan Paul Losman - Born Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Rob Johnson - Born - Newport Beach, CALIFORNIA
Even your lowly back-up guys:
Brian Brohm - Born -Louisville, KENTUCKY
Kelly Holcomb - Born - Fayetteville, TENNESSEE
Now lets compare that to the last 2 QBs that actually took your team to the Playoffs....Let's see..
1998 and 1999 - Wild Card appearances
Doug Flutie (with Johnson as back-up) - Born - Manchester MARYLAND (Lived in Boston, Mass,- Pronounced BAAS-tin,MAAAS - since the age of 14)
1988,1989,1990,1991,1992,1993, 1995,and 1996
Jim Kelly - Born - Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Even look at the "next man up" during those Kelly years:
1995 and 1996
Todd Collins - Born - Walpole, Massachusetts
1985-1994
Frank Reich - Born - Freeport, New York
Please, for my sake, draft your next Qb from somewhere that he might be used to Buffalo winters....like Pluto, or at least Neptune..I'll settle for Nunavut
Thank You, and you're the man....."
Okay, I'm tired, and this got alittle crazy and picky, but it's about right.
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