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The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/21 ***ELF CAUGHT**
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RE: The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/21 ***ELF CAUGHT**
(12-25-2012, 04:39 PM)opierocks Wrote: Phil, I had to read EVERY post in this thread because it was so frickin' hilarious! Kudos for your comic genius, as well as everyone else's! Just one question though....do you realise you could have ended this all from the beginning if you'd "baited" the lil bugger with cookies? Say perhaps, a certain brand of cookies, made in a tree, by some of his family? Perhaps you thought of that and worried they'd turn on you as well....

Ahh, but you see the problem is, those things that live in trees and bake cookies aren't really elves, they are pixie fairies, and Randi hasn't earned his wings yet.

In order for an elf to become a pixie fairie, they have to be able to dance the Dougie, while rubbing their tummy and their head in opposite directions, while farting the song "blueberry hill" backwards
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RE: The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/21 ***ELF CAUGHT** - by shezdoni - 12-25-2012, 07:06 PM

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