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The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/21 ***ELF CAUGHT**

RE: The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/13
(12-13-2012, 02:54 PM)Optimus_Prime Wrote: 0/0 would be 0%, but i've serviced more than one person with their elf problem, so i can proudly say i have a 100% feedback.

And no, You silly fool, The elf's use the peanut butter to hide it places so when you pick up, say, a telephone, it gets in your ear. It doesn't work. It's a trap. But it's okay. You're amateur. No hard feelings. Let's discuss this over a nice cup of tea. I can bring you into the big leagues. I always need a friendly nordique.

I don't care how many elves you've serviced. I've been catching those things since 1932. I was in Korea when elves were taking chopper part. I was in Vietnam catching the little guys who were stealing bootlaces. I went to Italy for a year just to clear my head one time. I've seen it all. You're probably using that newfangled chemical mix. Hire this guy and he poisons your kids folks. Happens every time.
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RE: The Elf on the Shelf stole my card - updated 12/13 - by wickabee - 12-13-2012, 03:45 PM

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