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Five baseball card trades Jeffrey Loria would make

By Chris Olds | Beckett Baseball Editor | Commentary

He did it again, and the photo on Jeffrey Loria‘s 2004 Topps Fan Favorites (insert joke here) card shows you precisely how many Florida Marlins fans are left.

A year after the team put the finishing touches on a publicly financed new $600-milion stadium and signed big-time free agents Jose Reyes, Heath Bell and Mark Buehrle while making overtures to Albert Pujols, the Marlins owner apparently did what he’s known to do best. He signed off on trading long-time ace Josh Johnson, Reyes, Beuhrle and more to the Toronto Blue Jays for … a box of rocks and two popsicle sticks (go watch SportsCenter for the details until it’s finalized).

He’s Mr. Firesale  — this isn’t the first time — and that got me thinking … what other baseball trades might Loria make?

1. He’d trade a 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle for a box of 2012 Topps Series 1. 
While the $30,000 iconic card of all cards is nice and all, it’s not a Rookie Card — so it’s not good enough for his collection. Besides, that hobby box of Topps ($34 via Blowout Cards right now) might have a Jose Reyes Marlins SSP — now it’s really going to be valuable since he’s on a good team — or maybe even a Rally Squirrel inside. And that’s a much better return on $34! Financial success is about future possible earnings, and we all know rarities are what make money in the art world, people. (That’s where Loria made all his money so he could afford to toy around with the Marlins.)

2. He’d trade a 2011 Topps Triple Threads Rookie Phenom Relic Pairs Mike (Giancarlo) Stanton/Logan Morrison for one 2004 Topps Fan Favorites Jeffrey Loria.
The players aren’t paid to tweet. They’re paid to win games — and that just didn’t happen this year. Stanton’s tweet about the trade Tuesday night read: “Alright, I’m pissed off!!! Plain & Simple.” And we all know about Morrison’s ability to be a bit of a boob online when on his Twitter account. So, the $60 autographed combo of the only good kids left absolutely has to go. In return? An undervalued and promising 75-cent card of a guy with a real future in Miami.


3. He’d trade a T206 Honus Wagner for a 1,979-card eTopps portfolio that includes, among the highlights, 123 2003 Marlins team cards, 119 Miguel Cabreras and 72 A.J. Burnetts!
Diamondbacks owner Ken Kendrick may have sunk $2.8 million into the most-famous baseball card of all time but the number of people who can actually afford to buy that card later is pretty low. Loria is looking to the future and he sees safety in affordable numbers — just like the collection of Triple-A players the Marlins will field in Miami next April — and he sees it with the defunct eTopps program. People love winners, so that team card is a real timeless gem. Cabrera? He’s hot now since he’s a Triple Crown winner. And Burnett? He’ll come around. Of course, what we all don’t know is that Loria secretly (psst … allegedly) invested in the downtrodden U.S. Postal Service. That explains those eTopps shipping rates! [He'll make more on that than Marlins media parking! -- Editor.]

4. He’d trade a 1952 Topps wax case for a 1997 Topps Gallery Peter Max Barry Bonds Serigraph.
Everybody knows that those Topps boxes were such slow sellers that the company dumped them into the ocean decades ago. Once again, the art world is where it’s at, and this $12 Peter Max card features the No. 1 slugger in baseball history. Can’t top the combined power there. It’s a steal!

 

5. He’d apparently trade the heart and soul of all 37½ Florida baseball fans who are left for a few bucks. (Ok, more than a few bucks.)
This one’s not card-related at all, but I think nearly everyone understands — whether they are a card collector or not.

Any other trades come to mind? Tell us in the comments below…

Chris Olds is the editor of Beckett Baseball magazine. Have a comment, question or idea? Send an email to him at colds@beckett.com. Follow him on Twitter by clicking here.

15 Comments

Tyler Wessel

What about a 2001 Bowman Chrome Albert Pujols AU RC and $250 for a box of 1999 Bowman Chrome Series 2? After all, it may include Josh Hamilton…

Posted November 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm | Permalink
Rockofrockytop

He would trade John Smoltz for Doyle Alexander!

Posted November 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm | Permalink
George

Naturally I am disappointed as a Marlins season ticket holder (really), but with those guys we were dead last in the NL east, and better record than only the Astros. If they are better in 2014, it is probably not as bad as it feels right now. Johnson was pretty bad this year, Buck atrocious, and Reyes adequate but underperforming his bloated contract. I am not okay with it, but hopeful for the future. At least we have the Heat (and I have season tickets for them, too).

Posted November 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm | Permalink
Josh

Nice.

Posted November 13, 2012 at 10:34 pm | Permalink
Shaun

This trade was absolutely terrible! Josh had a rough year but I think some of that is attributed to his 2011 season which he mostly missed due to injury. Trading Beckett for Ramirez and Miggy and Willis (when he looked pretty solid) for Maybin and Miller was bad enough, now this! I think Marisnick could be decent and Hechavarria could be a fan favorite since he’s Cuban, however that is not nearly enough for the caliber of players the Marlins gave up. Reyes, Johnson and Buehrle are proven all-star caliber type players. Loria is a joke. Hope they like seeing an empty stadium next year… I bet single A teams in the area draw more fans than them.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:01 am | Permalink
deeez

nolan ryan rc for a nick swisher 2012 base card

Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Permalink
Richard

What he did was find a way to get someone else to foot the bill on his stadium .. again.
He’s trading expenses for money in his pocket.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Permalink
Joe C.

What do you mean empty next year…..that stadium is always empty, and 1/2 the fans are there to see the other team.. I really feel sorry for you guys. And it will not matter how good they ever are, Major League baseball is not supported in Florida. Poor folks even had to pay for that hideous (looking) stadium……..Bud Selig, strip him of his team & move it somewhere else.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm | Permalink
adam t.

hey chris olds ,
he would trade you your swisher cards for the keys to the stadium!! lol

Posted November 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

Did I miss something? You’re calling the Loria card a “2004 Topps Fan Favorites Jeffrey Loria,” but the card at the top says “2002 Topps” on it.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm | Permalink
chrisolds

Josh: The set was issued in 2004 using designs from all past Topps years. His uses the 2002 design.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 7:33 pm | Permalink
nyyankeesfan28

I shudder to think about how downright scary that half of a fan would look!

Posted November 14, 2012 at 8:01 pm | Permalink
Randall

He made headlines with the new stadium and all star signings last off-season to fool everyone into thinking Miami is for real. He carried on the charade for half a season. Killed the rest of the team this week. And now all he has left is his brand new stadium financed in part by the taxpayer. The new stadium is all he ever wanted. The taxpayers are the ones who should be complaining the most.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Permalink
Phil

Watch out, he’s gonna trade the rest of the team and Billy the Marlin for Mr. Met and a Mascot to be named later.

Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:08 pm | Permalink
Mike

Wasn’t he involved in the babe ruth to yankees trade?

Posted November 15, 2012 at 6:40 am | Permalink

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