[daddys lil all star]

1. Hamilton becomes next player accused of roids, HGH, etc.
2. Dodgers win WS
3. Topps sees competition with panini. attempts to buy them
4. Ethier is traded at deadline
5. dodgers focus on trading for farm prospects.

[nolan5000]

Darvish goes back to japan and we never hear of him again.

-999 googolplex (yes, it's a real number)

[friedmana27]

-999 googolplex (yes, it's a real number)

im telling you it gona happen

[nolan5000]

im telling you it gona happen

-999 googolplex

[phillies816]

The Phillies flop and trade Roy Halladay back to Toronto where he finally wins the World Series ring he deserves.
Stephen Strasburg wins NL Cy Young AND NL MVP going 21-4 and pitching his team into the World Series where they lose to Toronto.
Charlie Manuel is not brought back by the Phillies and the job finally goes to Ryne Sandberg
Brett Lawrie wins AL MVP
David Price wins back to back Cy Young Awards
The Mets still suck

[DrMitchJ]

A frustrated Bud Selig finally says "awwww heck with it! Anything goes .... steroids, HGH, amphetamines .... If you got it ... take it, rub it, inject it or smoke it .... I just don't care any more and don't want to know about it"
Then he abdicates his throne to run for the new Pope position! But just before that, he appoints Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire as Co-Commissioners. The Vatican gives him the White Smoke and renames him Pope Abbott Costello. Pope Costello in his first edict allows 2 weeks per year of interfaith prayer and always allows the Cardinals to host the Little League World Series!
And, yes ...... The Mets still suck

[nolan5000]

A frustrated Bud Selig finally says "awwww heck with it! Anything goes .... steroids, HGH, amphetamines .... If you got it ... take it, rub it, inject it or smoke it .... I just don't care any more and don't want to know about it"
Then he abdicates his throne to run for the new Pope position! But just before that, he appoints Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire as Co-Commissioners. The Vatican gives him the White Smoke and renames him Pope Abbott Costello. Pope Costello in his first edict allows 2 weeks per year of interfaith prayer and always allows the Cardinals to host the Little League World Series!
And, yes ...... The Mets still suck

-999 googolplex

in poor taste

[DrMitchJ]

-999 googolplex

in poor taste

Sorry about the Mets jab.

[nolan5000]

Sorry about the Mets jab.

It was actually this that I had I problem with:

Then he abdicates his throne to run for the new Pope position! But just before that, he appoints Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire as Co-Commissioners. The Vatican gives him the White Smoke and renames him Pope Abbott Costello. Pope Costello in his first edict allows 2 weeks per year of interfaith prayer and always allows the Cardinals to host the Little League World Series!

[DrMitchJ]

It was actually this that I had I problem with:

Then he abdicates his throne to run for the new Pope position! But just before that, he appoints Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire as Co-Commissioners. The Vatican gives him the White Smoke and renames him Pope Abbott Costello. Pope Costello in his first edict allows 2 weeks per year of interfaith prayer and always allows the Cardinals to host the Little League World Series!

I knew that, (hence the ) but I was trying to diffuse the problem.
What some people find funny, other's find a problem. I thought it was funny. Different strokes for different folks and your mileage may vary, etc, etc. I don't agree with everything everyone says, but I try not to call them out about it, figure "freedom of speech" and all that.
But as far as funny, psuedo-predictions go ... my prediction has just about as much a chance of happening as your Nolan Ryan prediction. I'm assuming you were trying to be funny.